Some of you may have noticed that my blog has a new look and a new address. Well, I guess I wanted to make some changes and this blog was step one. Now onto the stories that I promised you yesterday!
Poopy Story #1:
Let me start by reminding you that I teach second graders in an after-school program. Sometimes I cannot believe some of the ideas that these kids come up with. One day two of my boys asked to go to the restroom (they always have to go in pairs, for safety). They were gone for a while (I usually tell them that they have two minutes to do their business--this keeps them from playing around in the bathroom too much). After about ten minutes, the boys come running into the room. One of the boys comes up to me and cups my ear with his hands to tell me a secret. All I could think at this point was, "Ewww! I know for a fact that you did not wash your hands when you went to the bathroom and now you are touching my ear!" Of course, I did not say this out loud.
This boy whispered into my ear, the following, "Miss. Stephanie! When we went to the bathroom, there was POOP all over one of the toilets!" At this point, he pauses for dramatic effect. He then continues, "But don't worry! We peed it off!!"
Some of you will now commence to go to a scary visual place! I just found myself wondering two things: 1) How big of a pee mess is the janitor now going to have to clean up, and 2) When will this kid stop touching my ear with his unwashed hands! Every time I have told this story, it had my listeners doubled over with laughter! So, I hope that it made your day as well!
1 comment:
That is awesome! Aaron enjoyed the story also :) That is so gross!
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